If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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