Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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