Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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