The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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