try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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