no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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