Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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