She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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