Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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