So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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