He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize