There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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