:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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