so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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