I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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