MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
His hands were made for my vagina.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
false alarm, still single
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
