I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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