My nipple is on Facebook.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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