I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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