I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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