Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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