found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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