THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize