Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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