That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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