Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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