watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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