I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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