2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i barfeds in our rink
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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