not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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