i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Randomize