is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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