I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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