return my video game
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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