Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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