i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
BRING THE BAGELS
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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