the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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