Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I would ride that face into the sunset
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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