I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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