I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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