Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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