He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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