i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Someone shattered a urinal.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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