i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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