idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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