I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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