I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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