i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
