Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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