Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
