At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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