We're like a lot better than the average bears
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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