Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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