party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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