would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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