So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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