What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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