ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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