still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
